Two Americans are travelling in Spain. They come into a little restaurant for lunch. They don’t know the Spanish, and the waiter doesn’t know English.
They want the waiter to understand that they ask for some milk. At first they read “milk” many times, Then they spell it. But the waiter can not understand them. At last one of them takes a piece of paper and begins to draw a cow. When he finises it, the waiter looks at it and runs out of the restaurant. “Do you see,” says the American, “how clever I am!”
After some time, the waiter comes back. He puts down two tickets for a bullfight in front of them.