Mr. Cow: Hello, Mr. Pig. Why are you sad?
Mr. Pig: Everybody likes you, but nobody likes me. They always say, “How nice the cow is!”
Mr. Cow: Yes. Maybe because I give milk and cream.
Mr. Pig: I give more. Bacon (培根), pork (猪肉), ham (火腿) ... But they don’t like me, why?
Mr. Cow: Maybe because you’re too fat. You should do morning exercises every day.
Mr. Pig: Oh, no ...